Sunday, September 12, 2010

Pink Bag of Shame

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My grandmother was kind enough to send this lovely pink bag for Pancho. Now he can go the vet's office in style. I thought he loved it.

I was woken up at three this morning by the little dog standing over me. He whispered in my ear in his heavy Mexican accent, "Bitch, if you put me in that bag again, me shitting in your bed will be the least of your problems. Now get me a shot of tequila." 

Yikes! Who knew a three pound dog could have such a foul mouth….

4 comments:

Grandma Liz said...

Such a pretty pink prison for little Pancho. For goodness sake, why don't you give the little dear a shot (or two( of tequilla at bedtime and you can both enjoy a better nighth's sleep..........

Mom said...

OMG! Shocking and hilarious! He really looks humiliated in there...

Karie said...

you have a such a great sense of humor (I'm serious). You could get a job as a comedian. Maybe the "next" Roseanne of the 2000's?(I love her)! That is too funny...poor Pancho.

Myshel said...

This was so funny, I had to read it to Chris. He cracked up laughing. I check your blog every day because you have the best sense of humor. I never know what you will say, but I can totally hear you say it when I read it. Soooo funny!!!